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I wonder if Jay Leno…

localwhere-daytonoratlantaI wonder if Jay Leno, in his new format, will move to include “Twitlines”?

An adjunct to his previous “Headlines”

Here’s one-

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NCA– New Chat Acronyms

Whilst truly busting a gut today over some seriously silly client requests for what was initially thought to be a joke in itself, a great friend of mine and I coined some new acronyms for chat/tweet use.

So, if you need something more than a smiley face, and LOL and ROFL just almost but not quite cut it, consider the following–

SMPL

This stands, of course, for Shit My Pants Laughing

This of course trumps CMSL, which is Cramp in My Side Laughing.

And is very close to MMFL

Which is Made Me Fart Laughing

Do you have a new one you’d like to share? Please do now.

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Kristen Schall- She’s very funny. No really, she is.

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Kristen Schaal – Sex Dream
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Time to slow down…

Time to slow down:

Is when you:

  • go to grab a domain name
  • see that it’s taken
  • you’re bummed
  • you check who has it
  • you see that you do

Hey, it’s not that funny. :) It happened to me.

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Did you know that right and left…

Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago? http://bit.ly/6sBuf

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Danger Hunters

Pulling through the drive-thru at a local FF restaurant that sells mainly roast beef products, I saw this sign plainly and bravely displayed by those inside. For you see, it was nearly after dark, and they seemed not to care at all.

No, not one bit.

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Random shot of leg in shorts next to keys shot through steering wheel while stopped at a red light.


I am in serious need of some sun.
Hey, it’s not that funny.

It’s not funny at all. They could use me to direct traffic should the streetlights go out.

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