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Seriously, more than one?

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While at a hospital the other day, I noticed this sign in one of the restrooms. I read it. Then I read it again.

First thing I thought of was “from which language was this translated”.

Then I thought, hmmm, perhaps I’m the odd one here. Maybe there are people with more than one genital area.

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Something to Ponder…

When someone unfollows a dating or self help Twitter account I wonder if the owners see that unfollow as success? ;)

Thanks Roger Byrne via twitter.com/styletime

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Form and Function Exemplified

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Too funny. No really. This is very funny. Read the rest of the story here…

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I wonder every time too…

I think I just received a PayPal email
that actually came from PayPal.
-Shannon Whitley (from Twitter)

That’s funny Shannon. I too have spoof@paypal.com on my speed-dial/FabFive (say, why doesn’t AT&T have a FabFive equivalent?) Nearly every email I get from “PayPal” gets sent to Mr. Spoof. Only one recently has had a reply saying “This was a real email. We’re happy that…”

Thanks Shannon for that chuckle.

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Auto for Auto

On the Corner

When I run home at lunch to leave the auto, my chat leaves an auto-reply.

Hey, it’s not THAT funny.
And I never said everything would be.

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I wonder if Jay Leno…

localwhere-daytonoratlantaI wonder if Jay Leno, in his new format, will move to include “Twitlines”?

An adjunct to his previous “Headlines”

Here’s one-

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NCA– New Chat Acronyms

Whilst truly busting a gut today over some seriously silly client requests for what was initially thought to be a joke in itself, a great friend of mine and I coined some new acronyms for chat/tweet use.

So, if you need something more than a smiley face, and LOL and ROFL just almost but not quite cut it, consider the following–

SMPL

This stands, of course, for Shit My Pants Laughing

This of course trumps CMSL, which is Cramp in My Side Laughing.

And is very close to MMFL

Which is Made Me Fart Laughing

Do you have a new one you’d like to share? Please do now.

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